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Jake

Why is he such a Jake
Because he dips for two minutes
by morristown high school December 19, 2013
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Jake

Someone who says he's going to show up, and then never does. If you confront him about it, he doesn't respond. Jake is known to come to class once every five months, and he often says "I'm coming back soon."
flake, Jake, no show, no-show, bummer, show off
by Amanoflove May 14, 2014
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Jake

a gay ass nigga thats got a huge forehead that needs to kill himself . He sucks dick just to get by making only a few dollars per cum load because he is a gay cum dump.
Man fuck JAKE

Bro you look like JAKE cause of your forehead
by Nigga112 May 29, 2019
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Jake

Greatest person you'll ever meet, always as your back. I have a friend named Jake and he changed my life
Jake is my best friend!
by y44 June 14, 2018
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Jake

Jake a really ugly boy who grows up to be a plumber
That jake is ugly
by Yo dada dada December 20, 2016
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jake

A Stupid, Dumb Shit that is so small has no life or friends he has a tiny penis(Male Genital) Thx
Jake is a FUCKWIT
by AFJJLR January 8, 2017
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Jake

Turd. Shit. Dookie. Excrement from anus.
by Chadsmom9881 November 23, 2016
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