Fortnite

A crappy shooter game that is worse than a trash can filled with broken Virtual Boys.

Person 1: Hey, Timmy just played Fortnite.
Person 2: His execution is tomorrow.

by fridgee February 28, 2020

Fortnite

A stupid ass game that I wish I could hit it with a car but it’s only virtual screen,

“Fortnite is a dumbass game”

by A Kpop bitch October 20, 2019

Fortnite

100 player pvp soul sucker

“You play Fortnite?” “Yeah man I’ve spent $2000 dollars already.”

by Fortnite vs PUBG June 9, 2018

Fortnite

A terminal disease causing many strokes, heart attacks, cardiac arrest, total body paralysis, uncontrollable seizures, and about 30 days later, death. We need to stop this disease before someone else falls victim to it. About 2.9 - 4 million people are currently infected.

Guy 1: My friend caught a new disease…
Guy 2: Really? What disease? Also don’t tell me it’s ligma.
Guy 1: He is infected with Fortnite…
Guy 2: That is so sad, I’m sorry for your loss.

by SomeRandomGuy232637 December 23, 2022

Fortnite

Cancer game that most people named Michael play

Michael: HeY gUyS wAnT tO pLaY fOrTnItE????

by ryand1xon June 25, 2019

Fortnite

A GAME WITH FRICKIN TRY HARD AND A WATERFALL OF FRICKIN SOCCER SKINS THA ARE SWEATY.

1: Yo BRO YOU WANNA PLAY FORTNITE?
2: NAH TOO TRYHARD GAME
1: DID YOU JUST FRICKIN REALISE THAT DUMMY YOUR BRAIN IS SMALL AS A AMIBA.

by I KNOW YOUR WATCHIN TORO EUIHD June 2, 2019

Fortnite

A game that causes guys to lose their girls because they give more attention to the game than their girlfriends. Also they post their wins on snap but really no one cares about it. (Except some people)

ex: my boyfriend isn’t responding to me because he is busy playing that stupid ass game fortnite

by pettyassbitch_ May 12, 2018