by DE EM/IM June 12, 2020
Get the Verbal shart mug.I was at Gucci and they said the bathroom was only for employees, so I had a shopping shart right there at the checkout.
by Crash Test Andy January 19, 2019
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Everybody: SURPRISE!!!!!
You: AHHHHH!!!!!
(During the commotion you have had a surprise shart)
Everybody: SURPRISE!!!!!
You: AHHHHH!!!!!
(During the commotion you have had a surprise shart)
by that boy axl December 29, 2013
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by shep hound February 12, 2020
Get the Throat Sharts mug.An Egg Shart is someone who smells like rotten egg. Not any old rotten egg though, an egg that has been sitting at the bottom of your neighbor's feet. It smells like they have just had explosive diarrhea and sharted out 10,000 year old eggs that have been sitting in there guts for weeks. The egg shart has a special sloppy texture, that feels wet and juicy if you were to sit down. AN EGG SHART IS ALSO A SAYING TO DESCRIBE SOMEONE.
I actually cannot, Dave was being such an absolute egg shart to me yesterday
Maya smells so much like an egg shart, everyone stay away!
Maya smells so much like an egg shart, everyone stay away!
by grobatron October 12, 2021
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Get the Shart-Cootery mug.When a person is walking and they squeeze out a fart but instead of gas coming out of their asshole they shit their pants.
I have to go home to clean my ass crack because I have the walking sharts and made a huge mess in my shorts. Yuk!!!
by JoeyBomm October 20, 2021
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