When players in a Mil-Sim game spend massive amounts of time selecting their uniforms and weapon load outs instead of actually playing the game.
The Op started at 5:00 but we didnt actually start till 6:00 because everyone was Barbie Dress Up(ing).
by mast3rbates March 31, 2015

when a man and woman engage in intercourse, while the girl is on her period and the guy ejaculates inside of her.
ashlynn: I want dick so bad but i’m on my period
megan: just do it man, go make some thousand island dressing.
megan: just do it man, go make some thousand island dressing.
by meganlikesbbc February 21, 2019

When you actually care what your child wears, and make it a conscious note not to dress them in obscenely clashing colors or fashion originating from the 1950's.
Jason personifies fantastic infant dressing today. It is clear that his mother took the time to make him look nice.
by Sakura-san January 15, 2009

man, samantha should really let me dress her! my stroke game is out of this world and ill for sure have her crying
by bigpenis7798 September 22, 2016

by Southern Bella February 6, 2020

Code to represent the three most prominent sexualities. A person has one dress shoe if they are bisexual, two dress shoes if they are homosexual, and no dress shoes if they are straight.
OMG, that guy definitely has dress shoes.
I can't believe he told me he only has one dress shoe when he LITARALLY HAS TWO.
I can't believe he told me he only has one dress shoe when he LITARALLY HAS TWO.
by ISWEARIMNOTAHOMOSEXUAL May 8, 2021

by ValkMayhem July 13, 2022
