Self patdown

To check one's pockets for cell phone/wallet/keys before jumping in a pool or the ocean.

I always do a self patdown before I jump in the water.

by cq29 June 1, 2010

Self-blinded

That moment when you look yourself in the mirror and almost go blind by your own beauty

“Damn! I look good. Oops I got self-blinded”

by Flowegirl February 27, 2020

self-fuckery

the act of fucking oneself, be it a clone or masturbation

By massive luck, Tom perfected his cloning device, making true self-fuckery be possible.

by Naphrym July 19, 2014

Self-sexual

Adjective; a person who is self-sexual is someone sexually attracted to oneself. Can be considered a sexuality, such as heterosexuality or homosexuality. This may entail flirting with oneself in the mirror or being turned on by naked pictures of oneself.

This also stems to plots of hentai or other porn, in which a person may clone oneself or encounter oneself from another dimension, and then engage in sexual intercourse with oneself. This is often considered homosexual or incest sexual, or a form of masturbation.

That girl is so self-sexual, she would have sex with herself if she could!

by DeusVult Infidels June 30, 2018

Self loader

A guy that secretly nuts in the palm of his hand and eats it.

I think Ian is a self loader. His breath always smells like cum.

by English prostitute April 3, 2022

Self Sabotage

When you have the opportunity for a easy, stress free life, but love to be a bad boy and get the blood pumping, so you make life decisions to ensure you get this daily.

I found out yesterday my licence has been expired for 3 months, I'm driving around in my unregistered ute with a bald back tyre while taking a video on my phone following a cop car. I like to partake in self sabotage.

by Close door openings June 6, 2022

monkey self

When you or someone else acts ridiculous, usually by accident. "Monkey self" meaning yourself, and "monkey ass" meaning someone else.

"BRO my monkey self fell asleep yesterday when I was supposed to meet you guys at the park."

"His monkey ass really just failed to do a backflip during the dance battle, and then let out the loudest fart ever heard by humanity the very second he hit the ground."

by VomitOnMySkirt November 23, 2022