pre-tard

A person who pre-drinks before heading out to a bar, but consumes so much that when it comes time to go, they're too wasted to be allowed into the bar.

Damn, Bob, you drank way too much. There's no way they'll let a pre-tard like you into the bar.

pre-tard by Dr. Patchbeard May 24, 2011

e tard 

Someone whose brain is fried from taking too much E.

"Don't roll every weekend or you'll become an e tard"

e tard by raver1981 July 31, 2006

Tardy tard 

A retarded person who is late.

"Andrew is such a tardy tard"

Tardy tard by Big Beadla May 17, 2020

Inside tard 

One who exhibits mental retardation but does not show physical attributes.

Must be an inside tard acting like that, I couldn't tell.

Inside tard by MaxJohnson415 April 23, 2017

Uber Beiber Tard 

Any person who purposely listens to music by or styles their hair like the Uber Tard Justin Beiber.

While visitng my nieces and nephews I noticed they had posters of Justin Beiber hanging in their rooms, after I puked a little bit in my mouth, I proclaimed them Uber Beiber Tards.

Uber Beiber Tard by Steelersfanps November 10, 2010

Avant-tard 

The attempt to pull off something as edgy, experimental and cool but fails.

"Wow. The band was totally avant-tard."

Avant-tard by Taryn R April 7, 2008

Grecian Tard 

The actual meaning is a dress from a greek origin however in slang terms it is an offence.

Grecian - to look like a llama or alpaca species
Tard- idiot

Girl 1: hey that guy looks like a llama dont you think?
Girl 2: yeah he kinda does, i have heard he is such an idiot
Girl 1: well then i guess he is a grecian tard

Grecian Tard by WillCollins April 7, 2010