Snot funny

When someone sneezes out jizz from their nose, and it dangles from both nostrils, twirling around one another before falling on the ground where you just took a jizz on a person sleeping.

Also obvious dick is obvious.

Jizzy: AHCOO! *boogers drip from nose*

Cummel Does: JIZZY! Obvious jizz is obvious!

Jizzy: Snot funny Does! This isn't my jizz damn it! It's yours! You selipped jizzy pills into nose didn't you?!?

Cummel Does; OH HO! You REMEMBERD! *embarassed cock* *then starts to jizz*

Jizzy: EWWWWwwwwW! Obvious cum is obvious!

by Lubricus Genitilius March 17, 2011

snot mop

longboard slang for a bandana or piece of cloth used to wipe away boogers.

if you grab your snot mop when you shoulda grabbed your sweat rag, you're gonna have a bad time.

by andyjosephyo July 24, 2011

Snot luge

The radical acceleration of mucus and other liquified body fluids and chemicals ,including coke chunky blood as they are launched via sneeze down a well mostuirized snotqueduct.

The supermodel I was out with, was so wasted her bloody snot luge ruined my white dinner jacket.

by Rick Pitt October 1, 2011

snot dong

whenever you youse your moms snot for lub in anul sex

i tell you what that snot dong was fun last night

by ethan eggity November 7, 2023

snot lock

Being so congested your sinuses and throat are full of mucus/snot, to the point of mouth breathing exclusively and

draining through the tear ducts in your eyes.

I woke up and was so congested I could barely breathe! I was snot locked, 100%

by smonkey81u812 December 24, 2023

california snot rocket

when you snotrocket on a woman’s vagina and then fuck her

“can you do California Snot Rocket instead of using lube?

by ongangybro January 18, 2024

Snot babies

While she’s giving you head you bust a nut while face fucking her or just holding her head down where she then accidentally breathes through her nose trying to catch air causing her to shoot snot(or cum)out of her nose there’s a guy named Dominic and he finds it to be one of the sexiest things to see

Omg I love giving Dominic head he a freak that know how to match my energy we just be fuckin each other up he had me making snot babies on his lunch break

What’s snot babies that shit sound nasty

by Bdsm handbook January 29, 2024