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Jerk Tard

someone being a jerk and a retard unknowingly. randomly and innocently abusing other people out of sheer oblivion
Biff: Dude, check out this pic of this chick I'm stalking. It's on my facebook account.

Pepe: Dude, you're a jerk tard. Now everyone knows you're trying to screw over your girlfriend, including her cause she can see your facebook posts.
by Big Toe Lover June 2, 2010
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AIM tard

Someone who doesn't know what they are doing on AOL's Instant Messaging program. They don't get the features and generally are just confused about AIM.
Man Collette, can't you figure out how to join our group chat? You're such an AIM tard.
by natasha+dr.fupa November 28, 2007
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X-tard

An Extremist, Fundamentalist Christian, who is beyond the scope of a Jesus Freak. The only thing they know is Bible.

Often Characterized by extreme ignorance of worldy affairs, basic general knowledge, extreme Bible ranting, and who is more often than not home-schooled.

Like X-mas, but in this sense,
Christ/X + Retard = X-tard.
Oh Fuck, the goddamn X-tards are at it again, trying to convert everybody in one day. If you say no, they will have a massive hissy-fit, it's so funny, do you have your camera ready.
by fzac89 October 7, 2011
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wal-tard

1. The population that frequents wal-mart across the country.
2. any rude, obnoxious, barefoot, rednecked, gap-toothed, no-driving, uninsured, uneducated, uncivilized, slipper-wearing, wife-beating, Bud-chugging mongoloid seen in Wal-Mart or in Wal-Mart's parking lot.
I hate going grocery shopping. There are wal-tards everywhere!
I almost ran over a wal-tard on their cell phone..I fucking hate wal-mart!
by Irate Consumer December 29, 2006
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she-tard

This refers to 90% of women and there inability to make logical and common sense decisions.

The only way to deal with them is to treat every woman as a she-tard till proven otherwise.

How? Explain things to them like you would a blonde and hope they dont make a mistake
Who would have thought such a she-tard could have locked herself in the car?!?!?!?!
by $hawn January 20, 2006
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ard-tard

An amusing bufoon, whose foolish antics, though entertaining are tainted with personal shame.
Don was the class clown. Don stuck pencils up his nose, and made the class laugh, however, Don tripped on his loose shoe laces and impacted the pencils into his head and had to go to the nurse. What an ard-tard!
by -=[EP]=-KingArthur[HK] April 25, 2006
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smart-tard

Someone who is smart in one area and retarded in another.
My friend is smart when it comes to many things, but retarded when it comes to others...so she is my smart-tard friend.
by Brandalyn November 8, 2007
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