/buy minecraft

You wanted Minecraft so much, but you are poor, and you can't afford it. You decided to hack this site to get the thing. Like I don't know how you even get Minecraft by hacking this website.

You: Mom, let's do /buy Minecraft for me so I can play Minecraft!
Mom: Why do you want to have it, it cost me $29,99!

by bymeok October 24, 2022

Buy-winning

The act of spending money at a great loss to the consumer, but still a tremendous win for both the seller and the buyer.

Interviewer- "Charlie i heard you were wasting a lot of your money at a clothes store this weekend. Is it true you bought a bowling shirt for 800 dollars?"
Charlie- "Yes, but i like my shirt so i would say i wasn't wasting my money but i was buy-winning."

by Walooza Malooza June 3, 2011

Best buyed

Best buyed is when you go to best buy and you buy something and when you get out of the store you realize that you've been ripped off.

"God F#$@ I paid $2000 more than I should have... I've been best buyed."

by Peter The May 15, 2016

Drive Buy

Being driven to a store and running inside to get something quickly while the person driving waits outside and keeps the car running.

"We don't have time to get drinks! We're going to be late"
"We can just do a drive buy. Give me your card"

by MisterApplesauce November 10, 2017

Guy Buy

When you go with a lady you presume to be a queen to be a queen to buy coffee paraphernalia . EX: She points at $3,000.00 espresso machine and you buy it.

Friend: Where did you get this $3000.00 Espresso machine Leeann?

Leeann: It was a guy buy I had him eating right out of my hand that weekend I went to visit.

by TheChameleonofChemistry April 3, 2022

buying flowers

a code name used by girls and among girls as a term for 'losing one's virginity'

Anna: i was buying flowers yesterday...
Jane: aww really? how did that go?
Anna: good.. :D
Anna's bf: .....???

by eeeeek!!:D December 7, 2009

Oliver Buy

Something someone named Oliver Douglas Turk would buy. Usually cream or pastel in colour, wildly pretentious, and or extremely disgusting. E.g. a Mickey Mouse pocket watch.

P1 "Bro look at this pocket watch"

P2 "eww that's gross asf what an oliver buy"

by Timmothy James November 27, 2024