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Cock Monkey Pro

where you grab ahold of a mans penis at the base with two hands and shake around on it like your life depends on kt
hay i just used the “cock monkey pro” on johnny and he loved it!
by AlaskinPipeliner February 23, 2021
mugGet the Cock Monkey Promug.

Female Monkeys

See!? They DO have a thing! That's probably the thing I'm seeing.... Right? The scent you can see?
Hym "So female monkeys have it one could reasonably infer that people how something similar."
by Hym Iam July 3, 2025
mugGet the Female Monkeysmug.

Barrel of monkeys

Could be a fun person. Mostly used sarcastically to describe a boring person or group of people.
Going to Warren's birthday party. I am sure it will be a barrel of monkeys there
by Napoleon in rags99 January 12, 2024
mugGet the Barrel of monkeysmug.

monkey try

monkey try

To throw shit in the dark and hope it sticks.

Doing something with little to no guidance.
Boss: I need you to work on this project

Associate: I have ever never been trained on that.

Boss: give it a good Monkey Try.
by Kn0wledge is P0wer January 19, 2017
mugGet the monkey trymug.

Skunk Monkey

an individual or group of individuals displaying extremely stinky primate behaviors.
Everytime I go to a restaurant, I can always cont on a group of skunk monkeys to make a show about their bill and run out without paying or tipping.
by Turnt Team Captain October 10, 2025
mugGet the Skunk Monkeymug.

monkey-womb

an offensive for a girl under the age of 18, being raised by a single father
Does Bill 101 applies to a monkey-womb, or any child in Quebec raised by a single father for that matter, whose father is French-Canadian but whose mother is an immigrant?
by Sexydimma November 28, 2013
mugGet the monkey-wombmug.

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