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The kind of person that wants to break traditions (not rules, traditions) to make a new order/new world (a new normal) to things is the kind of inventive person that wanted to walk in the water the live power line was down in after the storm, even though 50 less inventive/brave people had decided their tradition of not doing shit like that was keeping them and their family out of trouble, even if the brave and inventive one drew plenty of attention and interest when people heard about what he/she did. It wasn't that other people weren't as curious to know what an adventure into an electric environment would feel like for a few seconds, they just knew they were going to have other shit to do afterwards, and didn't have time to break the tradition along with the one adventurous one.
New is something that comes naturally over time. If you force yourself to get a new car before you really need one, you have done more than you needed to do. Change is like that, things don't need to change because someone wants things to change right now, since the things worth having are natural changes and not forced changes.
by The Original Agahnim June 17, 2021
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News

The lying and false media that’s shoved down the throat to protect their own job security, filled with sexual innuendo and fake peoples.
I have been watching the News, Santa, and it sure makes people angry.
by GrimAngel December 17, 2022
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New yorking

The act of having relations with a girl while hitting it from the back while eating a Philly cheesesteak and using her back as a plate
I took her back to my place and New Yorking her I took her from behind and ate a philly while using her back as a plate
by Dirtytexan August 11, 2021
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7 news

Little Timmy: 'BrO i hEArD tHaT is iS Not sAFe to GeT leTtErs froM ChinA dUe tO CovID!!!!!!11111!!!1!1111'
Gramps: 'whered you hear this?
Little Timmy: '7 news'
Gramps: smacks into the abyss
by iDontTrustYou April 16, 2024
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Kronks new grove

Most likely the hottest Disney movie with kronks perplexus muscles sweating after he busts the fastest nut up ur anus
Did u see kronks new grove
Ya I nutted all over my house that night
by Casssssssssallli February 21, 2019
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Papua New Guinea Tailpipe

Getting gangbanged by exactly 27 men in Papua New Guinea while sticking your penis in a lubed up tailpipe
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Fox News

A bunch of clowns who do nothing but yell at each other
Fox News tends to be a very biased network
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