A funny guy who makes u cum with a look and then he licks his fingers and finger fucks you in a restaurant and with the juice from your pussy he makes a cocktail.
by Aiark December 6, 2021
Get the dirty pooryamug. by Skrrtskrrt21 December 18, 2019
Get the Dirty McChickenmug. by TheQueen5766 July 14, 2021
Get the Dirty sakuramug. by Muleman10 March 28, 2016
Get the dirty hickeymug. dirty vlad is when you give oral sex to a girl who's menstruating and sucking her period blood, while she crushes your head with her thighs. this ends when she cums so much that the blood to cum ratio is over 50/50 or when you go unconcious due to lack of oxygen because of the thighs blocking your airways.
person 1: "damn, i still feel a metallic taste in my mouth after pulling off a dirty vlad last night"
person 2:"well at least you didn't stop go into cardiac arrest from lack of oxygen this time"
person 2:"well at least you didn't stop go into cardiac arrest from lack of oxygen this time"
by hero(in) September 9, 2021
Get the dirty vladmug. To be rear-ended by a 4 foot Indian man wearing a Taylor Swift mask, whilst also tripping balls. This Indian man will proceed to devour a cheesecake whilst masturbating onto your belly button. He will then drink his semen from your navel like a body shot. To fully experience this, combine this with a Dirty Willy for full pleasure.
Man, Pavil got involved in a Dirty Shaniqua the other night, I don’t even want to know what that is bro.
by DirtyShaniqua May 21, 2023
Get the Dirty Shaniquamug. After a man has has been pegged for the first time he becomes obsessed with trying to penetrate himself with anything that will fit.
My brother’s been acting like a real Dirty Othul recently, we couldn’t get halfway down the produce aisle before he tried to stick a carrot up his ass.
by Jewdacity September 9, 2021
Get the Dirty Othulmug.