Kids vs. Wizards

Eng.: The worst Russian animated movie based on a very controversial book. An blatant xenophobic religious propaganda (read: non-Russians and magicians are evil), graphics and animation efforts are god-awful, the premise and plot are cliched and ridiculous, the overall message is warped, characters are forgettable and unrelatable, multiple blatant historical inaccuracies (read: Nazi camp in Scotland?!), bla-bla-bla. Five obvious reasons I could bother to say. Thank god the sequel never happened.

More like ROC (Russian Orthodox Church) vs. Harry Potter. Harry Potter is still awesome, though.

Rus.: Убогий российский анимационный фильм по очень неоднозначной книге. Банальная ксенофобская религиозная пропаганда (читай: нерусские и маги - зло), графика и анимация отвратительны, замысел и сюжет клишированы и нелепы, общий посыл искажен, персонажи забываемы и неуместны, множество вопиющих исторических моментов неточности (читай: нацистский лагерь в Шотландии?!), бла-бла-бла. Пять очевидных причин, которые я мог бы назвать. Слава богу продолжения не было.

Скорее РПЦ (Русская православная церковь) против Гарри Поттера. Но Гарри Поттер все равно прекрасен.

Kids vs. Wizards' infamous quotes:
Professor Kosh: Let's feed with lead pies! (Профессор Кош: Накормим свинцовыми пирогами!)
Elya: Shut up, Russian pig! (Эля: Заткнись, русская свинья!)

by Maxkatsur April 30, 2023

I like little kids the forty seventh

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Bitch you i like little kids the forty seventh

by semen eater 42 March 17, 2022

Pinta-Kids

A group of annoying patriots from the Philippines in the BRM5 discord community.

Dude, the Pinta-Kids won't shut the fuck up about their own country!

by Geraldston October 10, 2023

territorial kid

someone who nags about THEIR spot.

Those some territorial kids, always bragging about the pool spot and how they found it and it's theirs.

by monster b boy July 18, 2010

Choir Kids

Either the most sunshine people on the face of the earth or edgy toxic little waste of a human being

Micheal: Should i join choir?
Johnny: Nah those choir kids are so toxic

by Goblin10532 March 2, 2022

Drama kid

The best people at school, want to be center of spotlight and might have a god complex, they can be very annoying but their humor and everything else makes up for it, they are not only know for doing plays and musicals but also for being dramatic, the best people are drama kids and we easily find each other

Reader:this was written by a drama kid, wasn’t it

by Jesushasleftthechat January 10, 2024

Fosterpost kid

A kid who listens to 90s music plays games from the 90s and 2000s and is a complete reverse pedophile loves british adult females. Hates Ageism and is oppose to the idea of Ageism and Adultism. And makes doom wads.

That Fosterpost kid didn't like Ageism!

by A fosterpost kid March 24, 2019