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new dark souls

~A: "Have you heard of this Game that came out last week?"
~B: "Sure. They says it's the new Dark Souls..."
by greenmario October 26, 2017
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New Canaan

A small town it Connecticut where spoiled white kids thrive. If you don't have at least one kid that plays one of the following: soccer
Lax
Football

Then get the hell out. Walking around the halls of Saxe Middle school, don't be alarmed if you hear "do you have the stash" in a hushed voice. they are most likeley talking about the toxic glue mixture they call slime. If your out on the town you will find kids who look way too young to be out on their own strolling around with Starbucks in one hand and the latest iPhone in the other. The known dress code is expensive brand tops, iviva legging or ripped jean and some known brand of shoes. (Uggs, bean boots, converse , vans etc..) for girls and for guys just... vineyard vines and some sort of lax or football franchise. All freshman girls look the same, dress the same, and have pin straight hair in a side part. The diversity rate is somewhere around 0%. At least one of everyone's parents commute to NYC via train and have high pay jobs. If you sit in the student section without intoxication then your dead. If you want your little girl to embrace her differences then do not move to New Canaan.
New Canaan is the place where everyone owns at least 3 cars.
by Thedeathofabachelor December 5, 2017
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Rat Stoppers News

A company that interviews people in Boronia West Primary School who say "shut up" and fight.
Rat Stoppers News is reporting on the ouija board!
by Boronia West PS Boys Toilets August 24, 2022
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Albuquerque, New Mexico

Dust and rocks. Thats it. Thats all there is.
Bob: hey, do you have any winter break plans?
Joe: yeah im going to Albuquerque, New Mexico
Bob: isnt it super dry and dusty?
Joe: yeah...
by mycactusisblooming December 27, 2018
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Part time new yorker

A part time new yorker is someone who lives in NJ or CT but commutes to work in NYC.
"yea im part time new yorker I dont wanna pay the insane rent here, id rather just commute"
by kumquatually August 31, 2025
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New Coked

Advertising by an organization that tarnishes a long standing brand, disappoints customers and kills sales.
The vice president of marketing New Coked the beer, Bud Light.
by Green Ugly April 13, 2023
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New Seabs

A nickname for the most premium country club located in Mashpee Massachusetts
The staff at the athletic center in new seabs are amazing.
by anonymous blushi viewer July 15, 2025
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