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Hung like a Ham

When you are so fucking hungover you are unable to talk....and unable to walk.
Johnny didn’t make it to class today because he was Hung like a Ham
by Saucybastard November 28, 2018
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do you like coffee

Hey, do you like coffee?

Yeah? Why

I hate you.
by B_TheRam May 4, 2023
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Built like an accident report

(phrase)
Used to roast someone whose body, face, or general vibe looks like a catalog of unfortunate events. Suggests a person is so clumsily assembled or physically chaotic that their entire existence feels like the aftermath of a multi-car pileup, a bio-mechanical malfunction, or some kind of cosmic whoopsie.

It’s not just ugly — it’s structurally confusing, like something went wrong and no one ever fixed it.
“She not ugly, but she built like an accident report — multiple points of failure.”
• “Why his knees face outward like that? Bro built like an accident report.”
• “Face giving ‘incident occurred at approximately 4:17PM.’”
• “That fit plus that walk? Yeah, that’s an OSHA violation. Built like an accident report.”
by Urban zai June 10, 2025
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Body like oil money

Spicy dog shit with a side of tits :)
She got a body like oil money
by Pe13$_licker February 17, 2025
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look like more hungry anger

when you pull up at a mcdonald's drive thru and the lady has no tolerance for things she feels like no sleep rest angry and hunger because she is hungry all the time at the same time.
jeniveve: why are you so fat all the night when sleep begins angry like?

jackson: look like more hungry anger
by colin all spider riders March 2, 2018
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