Saggy sex

Imagine you grandparents have the nasty but everything is all saggy and wrinkled

Little girl: mom where do babies come from?

Mom: well when people are horny they fucking then pop a baby come out of my cocchie.
Little girl:what happened to hi or hello
*10 years later *
Little girl but 10 years older: hey grandma do you and grandpa still you know -
Grandma:oh all the time its called saggy sex dear and one day you will enjoy it to
*60 years later

Little girl but 70 years older: hey wanna you have a little saggy sex ...
The end
This took a long time so appreciate it

by It is I March 14, 2021

No sex October

No sexing allowed in October

Sexy woman: Hey my little meat man, wanna do sex?

Guy: Hell no bitch. I am a loyal participant of No Sex October.

by OsamaBinSexy October 2, 2020

sex yawn

The noise the female counter part gives off that signifies that the sex is over

I thought I can go on for hours more, but than the bitch gave me a sex yawn and it made me super pissed!

by GreatSucc March 16, 2017

The Sex Man

The winner of the day, particularly one who gets laid at the end because of how epic their triumph was, even though the intention was not to get laid as a result.

He is The Sex Man.

by NoxMelo March 3, 2022

doing a sex

According to Geoff Ramsey, having sex; in the process of having sexual intercourse.

"So uh, the lady and I, we were doing a sex..."

by Sherman Mikhail Lambchops January 11, 2015

Sex Stump

When someone seals up their cleftal horizon, most commonly known as their "ass crack" with duct tape or any object to block any view of the cleftal horizon to where a weird liquid starts seeping out of it for someone to give it a taste.

"Damn bro, that Sex Stump looks TASTY"

"Gonna Sex Stump this afternoon. Hopefully, get some syrup out of it"

by Udirt January 5, 2022

Breakup Sex

When the relationship with your partner has just ended, but you have sex one last time before you say goodbye.

Doctor: Sir, I'm sorry your wife but your wife didn't make it through surgery
Joe: Oh my God! What am I going to do?
Doctor: Would you like to see her and have Breakup Sex before we move her to the morgue?
Joe: I suppose for ole times sake why not

by Ambiguousgenitals November 4, 2021