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Cock Shit

N. Typically refers to the residue remaining on the tip and shaft of the penis after anal sex. The effect is more pronounced on women (or men if you're into that homo shit) that are full of shit, both metaphorically and physically.
I slept with Nevea the other night and fucked her ass so hard I think the cock shit is permanent. That ho needs to clean herself out more often.
by Big Mark 6969 July 31, 2011
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shit brick

1) an asshole/enemy/moron friend

2) A person who is or is suspected of
being involved with the act of recieving anal sex from a girl with a strap on. The term comes from the resulting brick shape the shit is believed to have taken.
1) Lee was being a cock block again? What a fucking shit brick.

2)Lee, you would take it in the ass from a girl you shit brick
by trabes trabler February 24, 2004
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Shit Funnel

The person at the workplace whose job it is to take on any/all crappy tasks that other people don't want to do.
Today Russ has to meet with those obnoxious clients everyone else tries to avoid. He really is quite the shit funnel, isn't he?
by Russ Ginker August 14, 2009
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Rippin Shits

This phrase is used to make it known that one has succeeded in one's goal or act. More or less to achieve any type of Ownage involving their opponents or daily obstacles in life.

This term can also be used as a question to clarify if any type of success had taken place.
For ex. Rippin Shits????

Also emphasizing the term describes your achievement level of success.
"Rippin Shits." as opposed to "RRRRIIIPPPPPPIINNN SSHHHIITTTSSSS!" are two different levels of achievement that can be obtained through owning.
Ex.1) ("Rippin Shits" used in a sentence)
Jeff - "Yo kid...I got a B+ on my exam dude.
Bill - "Rippin shits?"
Jeff's reply - "Rippppiiin Shitsss!"

Ex.2) (An example of Rippin Shits)
Bill just demon-cupped some pussy and now he has to do a naked lap! This situation is a Rippppiinnn Shhhitttsss! moment.
(Rippin shits' achievement level is high because a demon cup is a difficult shot to achieve in Beer Pong unless you are Al D.)
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shit ring

A somewhat faded stain of residue primarily shit due to lack of wiping the asshole or just a gross asshole on a woman.
Dude she isn't hott, I bet she has shit ring.
by Noob Saibot September 22, 2005
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Shit and Spin

When you take a dump in a cup, place the turd on top of a ceiling fan blade and close all doors and windows so that a foul smell is created. Then when an unsuspecting individual comes in gagged by the stinch he/she opens all air ways and turns on the ceiling fan. The shit is then flung onto wall!!!
She won't clean the house so i'll give her something real shitty to clean, she'll recieve a nice healthy shit and spin!!!
by ADAM MAC March 16, 2009
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Shit Jam

It is when you shit so fast that the anus hole cannot handle it anymore and eventually blocks up and then shit starts seeping from the holes in your body.
It is like a cross between diarrhea and constipation.
I saw his face and I shit jammed.
by Stupidism October 30, 2008
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