red waffle

A menstrual pad

I need to change my red waffle

by kur40 July 20, 2017

red sombrero

Similar to earning your red wings, it's when you go down south on a woman and she squirts during her period and lands above your eyes. Tus ojos están en llamas!!!!

I went to Mexico and all I got was a red sombrero. Thanks Mother Nature for ruining our sexiversary.

by Joephuckyoself July 25, 2017

Red reading

The result of getting your palm 'red' after fingering a menstruating gypsy woman.

I was never a fan of finger painting with my dick, so I got my monthly red reading instead.

by ko0tje August 12, 2017

Code red

When your girl or a girl is on her period.

Mike: how you and your girl doing?
Danny: we doing alright but she got a code red right now.
Mike: oh damn do you need a place to hide? you can crash here.

by iamanthonydean March 4, 2019

red caboose

Eating out a girls ass while she’s on her period.

Did you see Karl? Dude looked like a vampire. Must have given that girl a red caboose.

by All Gay Things March 8, 2019

Red witch

Mother of all witches. The singer Kate Bush.

- My little sister keeps listening to this annoying singer, I can't stand it anymore.
- What singer?
- I don't know. She has this high-pitched voice and keeps calling this Heathcliff.
- Aaah, it's the Red witch.
- Red witch?
- Yeah, Kate Bush.
- Never heard of her...

by fannyhill1972 December 12, 2018

Red Velvet

5 iconic queens who can do many concepts including halloween during Christmas season. They are legendary, sexy dynamites and they can hit that drum. When reveluvs are down, they remind us to POWER UP!! Also, when Yeri says she is British, she is British. Anyways, BOOYAHHH!!!

PS: There is only 1 downside, but it ain't their fault. They're coming to CANADA but why only 2 cities out of 100+??

Example: wow Red Velvet is sooo amazing likeeeeee WOOWWW DAEBAKK

by Spilling tea December 30, 2018