brown python

a brown python is a way of saying that you are taking a dump/shit in a more polite way
some guy: what you doing?
me: releasing the brown python
by john of god the third junior December 14, 2022
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brown stiffy

A brown stiffy is when a man preforms anal sex on a woman (or sir) and she poops whilst he is inside. This can be intentional or by accident.
Yeah man the other night I gave Rachel a brown stiffy.
by Ching_Chang_Chong December 17, 2015
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Brown mush

A term to sea cube A lump of shit mushed up with a cheesy taste to it. Originates from a shithole in India
by Ben Hughes February 26, 2021
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peterpan brown

a color of brown thats loooks nice
my car is in side peanut butter
out side peterpan brown
by e gomez February 11, 2008
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The brown turlet

When a female performs the act of shitting on your penis, and making it a perfect ice cream shape. Then proceeds to beg you to swirly her head in her fecal matter on your penis until there is no more fecal matter.
Im going to spice up the bedroom and make the brown turlet with or without consent.

I hate the lingering smell of your brown turlet from last night.
That was the brownest and wettest brown turlet i have ever seen.
by Casmmmm February 18, 2022
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Chad Brown

When you wipe your Chad from back to the front. “Chad” is defined as “Gooch”.
I wiped my ass from from back to front and now I’m sporting a Chad brown.
by Cochhhgobblercakeforbreakfast January 22, 2021
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