mom

i miss my mom

moms are supposed to be there forever

by najaisjsiiaiza July 19, 2023

Your mom

A joke used to show how dumb, fat, etc. your mom is.
Not to be confused with "yo mama" but they mean the same thing.

"Your mom is so fat she broke the scale."
"Your mom is so dumb she got a negative IQ."

by Carrot135 July 20, 2023

Reverse Mom

A reverse mom is where you’re having sex and after cumming inside her, your penis sucks the cum back up in order to stymie the impregnation.

Hey Joe, my gf and I were discussing future family plans but we had a difference of opinion, so I reverse mom’ed her.

by Rocketfire July 23, 2023

Mom clean

When you know your mother is coming over and no matter how clean you keep your house, you need to super clean it for mom's visit.

My mother is visiting from out of state and I need to mom clean before she gets here.

by PollosHermanos July 28, 2023

Xaiden's Mom

Best mom in the word Xaiden is very happy to have his mom.

Xaiden's Mom is very diplomatic.

by kokushiboos July 29, 2023

Your Mom

The woman I fucked last night. She is also your mother.

I shot my sticky white cum in Your Mom last night.

by yourmomkisserr July 31, 2023

your moms ist

your moms pussy.

pronounced (scient-IST)

your friend: where were you?

you: in your moms ist.

by anonymous August 2, 2023