Ur Mom

The woman in my bed right now.

Me: I scissored Ur Mom, who knew she was a lesbian

JIm: WTF JULIE

by FairyTearz November 16, 2021

homeless wanabe mom

A homeless woman who begs to every man she sees for unprotected sex because she want's to be a mom, even though she is homeless

Person 1: I am going to take another route to walk to work from now on. May take 5 minutes more.

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: Because there is this annoying homeless wanabe mom, along my walk to work who embarrasses me everytime she asks me for sex out of the blue.

Person 2: Ok, no problem. Just wake 5 minutes more early.

by MST3K I like December 25, 2020

sporking hayden's mom

when you spork this guy haydens mom really good
consensually
p.s. hayden this is taylor im going to spork your mom hard tomorrow night you raging homosexual.

IT IS commonly defined as so i sitting there sporking hayden's mom and she says too me "harder daddy" or being defined as milfs are hot

by ilovemilfsandhaydensmomisbest December 13, 2023

your mom

its a word you use to joke with your friend

Sarah: im so hungry

Clarissa: thats what your mom said to me last night

Julia : my butt hurts

Clarissa: thats what your mom said

by dieznutsinyou September 11, 2022

ur mom ur dad the one u never had

the only thing worse than every thing else

maisy:ur mom

daisy:ur dad

maisy:the one u never had

*instant death for daisy*

useof ur mom ur dad the one u never had

by mc crispy May 17, 2025

Your mom

The person who gave birth to you and hopefully raised you to be the person you are today or it can be used as a smart ass response to someone.

Hey dude who are you doing this weekend? Probably no one am I right! *laughs*
Actually I am, your mom

by Eoz the sniper March 17, 2019

ur mom

a joke that is over used (like your mom)

ur mom gey

by itami_shiina October 3, 2021