i just farted cum

when you fart cum like a poo poo man and a among us man skibidi toilet lol fefhuerjhvguh

guy 1: omg i just farted cum
girl 2: *pull out pisstol and shoots guy 1*
guy 1: *dies*

by Soggy_Biscuit January 11, 2025

Maserati Farts

The noise the exhaust of a Maserati Ghibli makes during gear changes while driving aggressively and using the paddle shifters.

Dave, did you hear that? Your Maserati is farting. Maserati Farts son….

by JeanClaudeTransAm January 11, 2025

Faggot Fart 69 Licker

when an LGBTQ person farts

*fart* WAS THAT A FAGGOT FART 69 LICKER??????

by MrCorrupto January 12, 2025

Weiner Fart

The traitorous little puff of air that squeezes out the tip of the when it's been tucked too tight, sucked too sloppy, or pressed too passionately into forbidden crevices. Often mistaken for a curse or a call for help, but sometimes a fun icebreaker.

I was grinding on him so hard I thought they moaned, but nope - their dick totally just let out a Weiner Fart.

The first time I heard Katy Perry sing "like a hard candy with a surprise center" I knew she was totally talking about a Weiner Fart.

by ol_flirty_bastrd June 15, 2025

Lez Beau Fart

An intimate way dyke lesbians express emotion “subtly” toward one another. Outward emotion is often shunned amongst dyke lesbians. A subtle fart and or a Dutch entices the lesbian community spiritually, physically, and emotionally!!!

Nancy Singleton longs to smell her partners lez beau fart after a long day of teaching art to ungrateful catholic school children!!!

by Badger girl 317 June 16, 2025

Jeff fart

mean to everyone and is very mean and ego is huge and he has a stink butthole

“jeff fart is stinky and a really mean butt”

jeff fart

by hoohooo June 17, 2025

Hovercraft-Fart

The circumstance where one farts so long and hard they float on a cloud of fart gas. This is mostly achieved in a leather chair or other non-porous surface.

I ate so much re-fried beans I've been hovercraft-farting all day.

by The OG Dumptruck June 18, 2025