Brown Diaper

The act of shitting on your partners face, whilst your pants are still on.

Hey Luke, did Jennifer tell you about the brown diaper i gave her?
Yeah man, she said it was a real steamer!

by camharris27 March 20, 2020

Gonna-brown

Phrase commonly used to show fear that you are going to shit yourself.

Commonly used by mia Briggs in the game dead by daylight.

I’m gonna-brown!

Ew don’t wtf

by Frujgfyujncfyhn July 6, 2023

Brown

A surname of which the person seems boring and average but these people can be cunningly devious and people are misled by their boring superficial mask, and in turn make up the population of those on street corners, but go home to mummy's for tea and scones.

Man 1 "dude..don't her name's Railston-Brown!"
Man 2 "eh,money grabbing b**tch!"

by PimpOfTheBitches June 2, 2010

brown mohawk

When your girl is pegging you and pulls out then leapfrogs over you and drags the dirty strap on over the cranium

Guy 1 wow wild night
Guy 2 tell me about it
Guy 1 ole lady plowed my hole, pulled out and dragged a massive dido down the middle of my grape, left a shit path bro. Looked like a brown mohawk

by Turd munch November 14, 2020

Brown Town

A Wild West town with brown people oh and other races cause I’m not racist and there’s old guys who likes young girls and the mayor is homophobic.

Brown Town people: Oh look there it’s big hunk smacking his ass! *smacks both ass cheeks*

by Sof the brown town sheriff May 10, 2019

Anaconda Brown

Something I heard a guy in my dream say to describe a particularly long and thick piece of shit.

Guy 1: Look at this piece of shit I found on my lawn.

Guy 2: Wow, shit's longer than my dick and thicker than my dick too... who laid that? An elephant?

Guy 3: Aw yeah, that's some anaconda brown, right there.

by ReplacementPasta May 2, 2022

Brown Out

A brown out is when you have a very bad case of diarrhea when you go to the toilet and when you stand from releasing the mud monster the whole of the toilet bowl is covered in diarrhea given the name "Brown out"

MUUUUUUM, I JUST HAD A BROWN OUT

by SpookySkele October 25, 2017