cat war

a conflict between two housemates owning separate cats, brought on by these cats not getting along. Aggressions range from petty arguments between roommates, to outright forcing one roommate to pay a hefty vet bill due because their cat gave the other person's cat fleas.

Dude, I'm sorry my cat Snuggles pissed all over your cat Tigger's food dish, but do we really have to get into a cat war over this?

by catmaster8675309 August 22, 2018

Black Cat

A fun, older to elderly black man that has a lot of spunk, pizazz, funk, and soul. A man that people can trust and look up to. A man that often tells jokes to keep the mood alive. A man that is respected. A man that resembles a cat in the sense that he is loving and sweet to those that treat him well, however, can be vicious towards those that are a threat to him or his community.

That tough old man Johnson, that ol'Black Cat.
Oooo that man is a fine ol'Black Cat.

by The-floofer-lover December 26, 2023

David the cat

David the cat is a noble and dignified feline. He will cut you if you look at him the wrong way. He will entice you with his belly fluff, but don’t fall for it, because it is a trap. The moment you touch that soft velveteen belly, for he will sink his teeth into you and then hiss and run away. David, the cat really appears to like people he has never met before until they reciprocate his affection, and then he will bite. The one exception to this is if you are sitting on the couch, especially if you were wearing black. There’s nothing he likes more than to cover people at wearing black with his shed fur. If you’re on the couch and he sits on you, he is far less likely to bite you. If you haven’t already guessed this David, the cat is in fact, an orange cat.

I got a cat and I named him David. We call him David the cat.

by Kajaway January 24, 2025

cat hammock

Basically it's scissoring with two males who have a biforked penis

CRYSTAL SHOWED US A PICTURE OF TWO FORKED PENISES THAT WERE INTERLACED CAT HAMMOCK STYL

by Cat-pamock August 1, 2020

Cat

An annoying disturbance

Ughh the cat woke me up

by Hotpotato05 April 7, 2020

Cats

A adorable creature that is usually kept as house pets, alot of cats are calm but some can have alot of energy! You should never harm a cat, cats should be respected. And don't fight about cats being better then dogs, and dog owners shouldn't fight about dogs being better. Let's just agree both cats and dogs are great!

My cat scratched my coach which sucks, I might have to get a new catch and maybe a scratching post. Cats have a lot of energy sometimes!

by TheColourBlue4 December 22, 2023

Cat

Is something that is really bad/ appalling. This can used to describe a thing or a person.

That sandwich was pure cat.

She looked absolutely cat.

by Deise January 27, 2022