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One Man Army Surplus Store

A Term given to those people who are collectors, Who Enjoy Collection Military Goods or Hoarders, Who collect military goods and other items thinking they'll be of some use for when the time comes.

These types of people get their goods from surplus stores, the internet, miltary swap meets or collecting stuff from their time in miltary.

These people can tend to drive around all terrain vehicles from restored M715's to driving about in a modified post- apocalypitic styled 4WD with Miltiary Jerry Cans and Mermite food containers in the back.

These people can be veterans, crazy buggers or just people who think the stuff is neat.

If you ask nicely they might let you play with their WMD around in the backyard shed or just gouge your eyes out with their bayonet for seeing too much.
1st guy "Wow!, Did you see that Dodge Ambulance go by?.
That would make a great ride to beat about in the bush."

2nd guy "Careful, that One Man Army Surplus Store has got a screw loose, I heard he tried napalm the neighbour's cat once."
by Muttl-E July 26, 2009
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One penis policy aka OPP

In polyamory and open relationships, when a (cis) male feels entitled to all of the women he wants, but demands that his primary not sleep with other men. Hence, a "one penis policy," or OPP.
My husband fucks anyone he wants, but I can't sleep with other men because of his fucking insecure One penis policy aka OPP
by @ExcellentSmell December 25, 2021
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Cracking Open A Cold One With The Boys.

The sacred act of multiple men (boys) enjoying fresh, cold beers together,
"Last night me and the boys cracked open a few cold ones" said David.
"Tonight, I'm gonna start Cracking Open A Cold One With The Boys." Said johny
by FemIsCanc August 11, 2017
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One fart away from a disaster

Being afraid to fart, because if you do you might shit yourself.
Peter: Drive faster! I'm one fart away from a disaster!

Bjorn: Why didn't you take a shit at the restaurant?

Peter: That's messed up.

Bjorn: You're strange, don't shit your pants in my car.
by vAnCiTyCaNaDa May 29, 2010
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We share brain cells on that one

Something you say when you agree with someone or share the same opinions.
Because I agreed with her opinion, I said “We share brain cells on that one
by tinyneverland18 October 2, 2020
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kill two seals with one club

Accomplish two goals or achieve two ends with one action or plan.
She: The boss is incredibly efficient at organizing his time and conserving his energy.
He: Yeah! His secret is that he knows how to kill two seals with one club.
She: What???
He: You know, accomplish two things at once.
She: You're gross!
He: Thank you.
by ring-tailed roarer April 19, 2010
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Too Much Rock for One Hand

A gesture made by clenching both fists, extending the left and right pinky together simultaneously, and placing the fists side-by-side, resulting in an exaggerated form of the traditional "horn hand"/rock hand signal. Often done to convey a sense of irony.
"Duuuude! That Darkness album is frickkin' sweet... it was TOO MUCH ROCK FOR ONE HAND!"
by campfirewood October 4, 2004
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