black hot dog

Bad luck; due to being raised unfairly by your guardians, and/or family friends.

"well, I must be a black hot dog! ain't life fair!"

by some dude named joey May 4, 2023

Tuscaloosa Chili Dog

When a girl is giving a guy a blowjob and she pukes in her hands, then puts that puke in her pocket, and finishes the job without the guy ever noticing.

Dude I woke up with vomit all over my dick, she must have ate a Tuscaloosa chili dog last night.

by T-Town1234 May 15, 2023

danish dog tourture

The act of using a dogs tail to smear and lick peanut butter off of a woman's breasts: Peanut butter will be spread on the anus and licked off as well.

Hey, have you tried danish dog tourture?

No not yet, but plan too soon.

by Thatguypal2421 December 19, 2022

Lube the dog’s arse

Meet expectations. Achieve a required standard.

That dose of induction agent is not going to lube the dog’s arse.

by Tethys Wrenslayer December 30, 2022

A dog shedding hair

Their just giving magical fibers of joy

A dog shedding hair is the po po

by This is the fbi so open up February 28, 2019

Tin Dog creek

When your mate has a shit that just keeps smearing all around his ass crack like vegemite... give him the tin dog creek: you piss down his lower back and into his ass crack, allowing him to use the piss to wash his shit from around his ass crack

Ronny: Oi cuz, I can’t wipe this shit clear of my ass, gimme the tin dog creek aye?!
Cuz: no worries, spread that ol clacker of yours wide

by Shadowscorpse June 12, 2018

snoop dog’s legs

skinny twigs

kyle: i’m always tired i don’t know why
brody: last night you texted me a picture of snoop dog’s legs at 3 am...
kyle: oh yeah

by kyleiskool July 30, 2018