Touch My Bumpkin

A saying used when wanting hands placed in and around your sweet booty.
Usually spoken in a high pitched porn voice

It is Ben's birthday today and as usual he is feeling rather amorous.
He sits alone in his house thinking about getting his thicc as fuck booty snacked on.
He begins to scream out at a frequency akin to a bats screech, "Touch my bumpkin! Touch my little bumpkin! Touch my sweaty little bumpkin!"
His repeated cries for an anal thrashing fall on deaf ears. Ben then shoves a quick fing in his bum and heads to bed. Goodnight Ben

by GozUnlimited April 1, 2020

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cheese my buns

when you put a slice of cheese on the anus and lick it through

James get over here and cheese my buns

by daddy hatt February 17, 2020

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Fitness is my passion

When you want to do a really unhealthy thing but you do a little healthy thing

When you get a big mac and large fries but get a large diet coke instead of just a large coke

Fitness is my passion

by SPACE JOE March 11, 2020

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Walk My Pokemon

The act of masturbation while wearing a wrist based pedometer (fitbit, apple watch, etc) and Adventure Sync configured in Pokémon Go.

This was a lovely dinner party, Shannon, but I must get home so I can walk my pokemon.

by meta-fucking-cortex May 5, 2020

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peeling my cuties

Using a razor or electric trimmer to shave or trim your nut sack.

"Hold up bro, just peeling my cuties real quick"

"OMG Becky, he's hot but he cut himself peeling his cuties"

"Bro can you look at my nuts real quick, I was peeling my cuties and think I missed a spot"

by ematz May 10, 2020

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