Monkey sparkle 

1. Monkey fecies 2. Monkey urine 3. shinanigans

Dude! That was monkey sparkles!

Monkey sparkle by guitarman 309 January 9, 2011

monkey minky lips

when a girl has a thicker mustache then your penis !

OH FUCK, she got monkey minky lips with that doo wop.

monkey minky lips by Super Harry Ballsacpenisvagina March 12, 2011

monkey attack 

Being attacked by a simian female that wants to mate. She accomplishes this through the use of a technique known as the monkey mount, where she straddles her intended victim. She then forcibly takes the banana.

I was sitting on my couch when the monkey attacked me.

monkey attack by Larzee April 4, 2011

Monkey Pump

Any being in the primate specification who is impregnated and gives birth to two or more babies. When it takes place, it looks like the mother is being pumped and resembles a hose. Also called the cannon of life.

Jim: Dude, I saw a monkey giving birth in the Amazon yesterday! There was like five babies and a lot of blood.

Todd: Oh my god a monkey pump! That is hot.

Monkey Pump by John Steinbech April 28, 2011

Monkey shit crazy 

Term often used to describe something or someone thats beyond nuts, crazy, difficult or way out of hand.

Pretty much the same as saying someone or something is bat shit crazy.

This Math test is monkey shit crazy!

were not inviting John to the party that dude is monkey shit crazy!

Monkey shit crazy by Storm18X April 30, 2011

Monkey Purple 

Color of a penis after a male has sex with a virgin. Also color of testicles after a male has sex after having blue balls. It is refered to as monkey purple because a vagina is called a monkey.

Dang, my balls went from blue to monkey purple.

Monkey Purple by Dr. Monkey October 16, 2011

Monkey Toaster 

a hairy male that is very hot as in heat so don't get the wrong idea you big perv.

My boyfriend is a monkey toaster he kept me warm all night long.

Monkey Toaster by penis love96 June 20, 2011