Like literally seventeen inch log and soda behind it

When a woman turns on a man but the man has to poop and it's pushing up against his reproductive organs and makes the woman have to poop and then the woman has a spasm

Like literally seventeen inch log and soda behind it
Twords poop pushing up against reproductive organs, and causing spasms of behavior, that can lead to prosecution

by Zachary O'Donnell September 27, 2023

Munch like a bird

when you get high as a bird and eat someone out

Cooper Munch like a bird on me

by RosaParksFan74 August 30, 2023

Like a right Hobnob in the tea

To act like a right Hobnob in the tea, is to have a tantrum and deliberately sabotage something nice, either for yourself or someone else. Taken from the selfish nature of the hobnob biscuit, which presents itself as a tough 'come dunk me bro' biscuit, only to crumble when submerged. Similar to 'pissed on your chips'.

Stop it! You're ruining it for us! You're acting like a right hobnob in the tea!

by Dontleavemeunattended April 26, 2021

Feel Like Oppenheimer

To feel guilt over creating something that has grown large amounts of popularity (particularly unwanted). Used in reference to the movie "Oppenheimer's" depiction of J. Robert Oppenheimer regretting his creation of the nuke.

"My friend said he felt like Oppenheimer after seeing what people did to the character he created"

"I feel like Oppenheimer after finding out about the audience my book garnered..."

by anonymous December 24, 2024

I Like Your Boots

I Like Your Boots
Sit at Primanti Brothers and yell to everyone "I Like Your Boots"

Even if they don't have boots on YELL IT NOW BITCH
YOU=Funny if say I Like Your Boots

I Like Your Boots, bitch.

by #Kevinthecarrotthebomb.com March 7, 2023

<.7.9.7.6.>The Telugu Language Looks Like A Sega Genesis Controller<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>The Telugu Language Looks Like A Sega Genesis Controller<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>The Telugu Language Looks Like A Sega Genesis Controller<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 16, 2025

This singing shit is like peeing for him omg

Loosely inspired by hatsunem7ku's hit tweet on X, "this X shit is like peeing for pronoun omg" can be used to describe something a person is extremely bad at.

Person 1: Yo, did you hear Kevin got a D- on his math test?
Person 2: This calculating shit is like peeing for them omg

Person 1: Dude Tyler the creator's new song sucks ass..
Person 2: This singing shit is like peeing for him omg

by walucidamn November 1, 2025