Mckenley's Dick

Bigger than sam's dick.

Mckenley's Dick is so fucking fat. Bigger than sam's dick.

by Mckenley dick expert. April 5, 2022

Dick riding

Simping but without the attraction

Anon1: He is a simp.
Anon2:No he dick riding

by Mexicansavage18 April 14, 2022

Pool dick

The act of having sexual intercourse when having the penis soaked in pool water and therefore could lead to its chemicals causing various irritations and/or infections.

My friend fucked a random bitch raw with pool dick. He a nasty mf

by Yuhpa April 17, 2022

masons dick

huge.

Masons dick is huge

by Me ahhaa April 18, 2022

Dick Clap

Making clapping sounds by swinging your dick

I got the loudest dick clap

by Redpuma1223 April 19, 2022

Dick Chainey

A play on words involving the name of 46th Vice President, Dick Cheney; in which someone dangles a chain above the bed of an unsuspecting penis owner. The chain may be attached to or in close proximity to one's penis.

Quinn: "Yeah man, i found Jose in his room with some sort of BDSM kit stuck to his ceiling."

Nick: "God damn it, someone must have given him a Dick Chainey again!"

by row man April 21, 2022

Dick Shart

A complication of a colovesicular fistula or CVF where an abnormal connection occurs between the bowel and bladder allowing bowel contents to enter the bladder and come out the dick. It is a complication of diverticulitis or Crohns disease

Harry was doing his famous Dick the Dragon routine by lighting a dick fart when the performance came to an abrupt end with the appearance of an unexpected Dick Shart

by greg9255 November 24, 2020