ass chummer

A person, particularly a man, who continuously sucks another's ass.

Matt wasn't fond of Joe so he called him an ass chummer.

by Jake Joplin June 7, 2005

Ass Smart

A variation of smart ass, but reserved for those who are both sarcastic and intelligent at the same time.

Person 1: If I didn't know you better, I'd think that you're being sarcastic.
Person 2: You dingle-berry, I'm ass smart.

by M Christensen2 November 24, 2006

ass scum

A negative, derogatory word used to describe a dirty person or a person of little meaning to you.

"Fuck you ass scum"

"Take a shower, ass scum"

by Miss Star August 4, 2007

ass-tash

A person who has a hairy (bum) or (ass) is said to have an ass-tash - which is basically a (mustache) on somebody's (ass)

ass licker : oh my god! - you didn't tell me you have an ass-tash!
ass lickee : oh sorry I forgot to shave it

by peter 4skin eater August 14, 2007

Scoop Ass

When a man or a woman's ass becomes overtaken by cellulite demples that resemble "scoops" out of the ass.

Man that fat chick has got some bad scoop ass.

by tentcondom December 27, 2007

ass nerd

a person who is not only an expert on but a fan of taking it in the butt

basically any one who is a butt pirate is an ass nerd

by geekbomber April 30, 2008

ass roast

This is the debut song title by Lilli & Kiikii. It kicks ass okay? Everyone should listen to it. because it is that amazing. " unbuckle and chuckle with your ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSRRRRRRRRRRRROAAAAAAAST! "

Did you hear the new song <ass roast> ?
YEAH MAN. ITS DOPE YO!

by lilli amilli March 26, 2009