cum police

The branch of law enforcement responsible for makes verifying the legitimacy of an orgasm.

Babe, you can be honest with me, did you cum? I'm not the cum police, you're not on trial.

by Dixon_Ticonderoga December 17, 2022

Cum

White sticky substance that comes out of a mans penis during sex

As I walked into Emily house we immediately started kissing and undressed each other we then ran upstairs and got on the bed. Emily then began to suck my dick I could feel it start to swell up. Then I started licking her pussy and licked out all the pussy juices. After that I shoved my rock hard dick in her little pussy and started having sex. It was absolutely amazing and I was cumming inside of her within seconds we then had sex all night long and I cummed in her Pussy multiple times until it was full. It was a night I’ll never forget

by Hornyyyyyy person May 20, 2021

Cum

The jizzle put in the frizzle for spicy sizzle : cum

I did a cum up

by Caffeinated FrogStar July 4, 2023

Cum Diaries

Johnny Depp and Amber Heards sex tape

Dude, have you seen Cum Diaries? I shot ropes

by Cummealean June 5, 2022

Cum

The peak of our generation's humour. I can't quite blame us though.

"Hey X listen to this joke"

Ok let's hear it Y
"Cum"
*loud wheezing noises from both X and Y*

by Danthyme September 3, 2021

Cum stacking

Cum stacking is the process by which various ejaculatory supplements such as semenoid are used in order enhance a man's cum production. The ultimate goal of any cum stacker is to produce the hardest and largest cumshot possible. Cum stackers will stack various cum supplements in order to achieve the ultimate cum. Thus coins the term "cum stacking".

My cums have been pretty weak recently, so I've started cum stacking.

by PoopVender82 December 30, 2021

power cumming

A man jizzing in a young guys face and mouth, with the man:
-having a much larger dick than the young guy
-being much older than the young guy
-being much taller than the young guy
This is done with the man being completely naked and the young guy being fully clothed. It can be practised while the man stands and the young guy kneels down or the young guy laying on his back with the man riding on his chest. Also this act should be practised in silence - but moaning is permitted. In some cases the powercum ist initiated by the man peeing in the young guys face and mouth.

Werner was power cumming on his neighbours son while his wife was asleeep in their bedroom.

by The pcman December 7, 2019