Sub-monkey brained

An individual who has less intelligence than an animal and acts like it.

That Sub-Monkey brained person did crack then started screaming at walls for eight hours.

by Aknownmouse August 31, 2025

marijuana monkey

The Ilminster urban legend. Known for her obsession with weed.

Example: "hey, I saw that marijuana monkey around town again today"

Example 2: "not gonna lie, marijuana monkey is pretty hot"

by Violet vengeance August 23, 2017

monkey man

A monkey man is someone familiar that you meat on rare occurrences multiple times kind of like a shiny pokemon: you're very happy when you meet them.

Oh look! That's the monkey man!

by Monkebru April 27, 2021

hrid monkey pox

A Indian kid with monkey pox that looks like a milk dud

My friend is a hrid monkey pox bro

by A crappy Alienware PC August 18, 2024

Heat monkey

A heat monkey is a African male who takes care of peoples fire and is hired like a indentured servant, heat monkeys are native to Africa but their is many meaning to heat monkey but this is one of the most common definitions

Rich white guy: Oh heat monkey can you please start me a fire I’m very cold

Heat monkey: yes sir

by SirMeeseeks7 May 24, 2022

Monkey

Some black mofo

Black person:hi
White person: stop talking monkey

by Big_wiener beaner December 27, 2021

Floor Monkey

Anyone who works at the front lines of an organization. At a bank, it would be the tellers. At a service organization it would be those who deal directly with clients or customers. Floor monkeys can of course be well paid if they are, for example, at a large multinational corporation where they make sure computer servers are up and running properly, make sure a company's invoices are paid on time or provide information, reports or expert knowledge to business-to-business clients. Essentially, they are at the bottom of the organizational pyramid and rarely if ever have direct reports.

John and I are both floor monkeys at work. If were weren't there to keep things running management would be screwed. I don't think they even know what we do.

My boss always has his head in the clouds, if it weren't for us floor monkeys this company would grind to a halt and all of the "organizational goals" would be irrelevant

by jdogg00 June 27, 2015