speed penis 

The unfortunately shrivelled penis that results from taking amphetamine.

Fancy a shag? Oh no, speed penis...

speed penis by Monsieur K. March 12, 2009

Chinese Penis Trap 

A weird sex toy which resembles a Chinese Finger Trap, except it is made out of a softer material. Two gay men put their penises in it, and once "trapped" they take turns pulling away from each other to get gratification.

A sex magazine I was browsing had a really odd sex toy called a Chinese Penis Trap.

Chinese Penis Trap by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 4, 2010

power to da penis

power to da penis

power to da penis by gsm September 26, 2003

black penis length

Something substantially larger than the puny pink pindicks of the insecure little whiteboys obsessed over this subject, alluring to Caucasian males and females alike.

I'm so jealous of Quintavius's footlong ebony endowment, I know a bitty wittle clitdick like mine could never conceivably match the sexual satisfaction provided to women of all shades by his black penis length.

black penis length by Milhouse Miniwinkle March 19, 2021

half a penis haircut 

A haircut resembling half of a penis head.

Nice half a penis haircut you dickhead.

half a penis haircut by Tony91919 December 11, 2007

choco penis

Exactly like it looks like it is, a chocolate penis.

Matt Doyle lovvvvess the chocolate penis'. They are a rare item to stay uneaten, like other snacks he encounters.

choco penis by foug December 15, 2003

Elmo, The Penis

The big American penis donated when alive, to the penis museum. Amazing that a human penis this big was actually given up while living, just to be preserved and put on display in a museum.

While there are probably a lot of huge penises, there aren't many that end up in a museum for public inspection.

There's only one Elmo, The Penis. I've seen him in the museum, and that's where he belongs!

Elmo, The Penis by Museum Visitor October 25, 2009