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butthole man

(To the tune of Macho Man by the Village People)

BUTTHOLE BUTTHOLE MAN! IM GONNA FILL, YA BUTTHOLE MAN!
Man 1: I’m looking for a strapping bloke to stimulate my prostate this evening….
Man 2: Well brother, I think we can make some magic happen, because I’m a BUTTHOLE BUTTHOLE MAN! I’ll FUCK N’ FILL, YA BUTTHOLE MAN!
by Treywinmag November 7, 2023
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Man Factor

The act of a man being aroused when he is trying to sleep.
Last night i had major man factor and i couldn't fall asleep till 4 am.
by ArfleDodger February 24, 2011
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Greenscreen Man

A superhero made up by Albert/Flamingo as a joke
his superpower would be to turn inti anyting as long as hit editor is not feeling lazy or, to pull out a gun and start to shoot the target.
IT'S GREENSCREEN MAN CAN DO WHAT EVER A GREENSCREEN CAN
by TheEPICboi September 19, 2019
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Christmas Man

German interpretation of the word "Santa". Mostly used by people from Weener, Eastfrisia. Can also be used in combination with "hat" to describe a traditional red colored covering for the head worn for Christmas. lol.
Guy A (translated from German): "I'm wearing a Santa hat."
Guy B, from Eastfrisia: "He's wearing a Christmas Man Hat!"

Superman: "What's up, Christmas Man?"
Christmas Man: "WTF, someone stole my hat."
by krstn July 16, 2008
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man five

one step higher than a high five, given for completing or attempting a macho feat.
John: "Dude, i almost got head from alare"
Sean: "Man five john"
by nick allen December 9, 2008
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man data

The collected list of physical attributes, emotional characteristics and desirable traits in a lover-man that a person acquires based on their entire life of sexual experiences.
" Let's go to the bathroom and trade man data"
by Ganja_Godess April 3, 2012
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Real Man

A stereotypical term used by people when they mean to say "human with good qualities". In fact, these people make no sense, since a woman can have good qualities too.
Also used to manipulate insecure men.
Instead, this term should be used to describe a man with masculine qualities. Recommended especially when having sex because it can be a real turn-on and won't be taken seriously.
Incorrect use #1
Person: Do what I want
Man: No
Person: You're not a real man

Incorrect use #2
Woman: I want a real man, someone who takes care of me, who does this, who does that blah blah blah.

Correct use
Straight woman/Gay man: Be a real man and fuck the shit out of me.
by periodtpooh24 May 29, 2019
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