noun - a useless (rather large) person who sits on a bridge and contributes absolutely nothing to society.
I can't fucking stand these goddamn bridge kids!!! Go do something with your life and take a goddamn shower.
by That troll under the bridge March 22, 2023
Get the bridge kidmug. An I-kid (I for internet) is a person born into internet prominence and exposed to the internet at a young age (often Generation Z), making them desensitised to the internet, perceiving extreme things as normal. People such as lolicons, furries, VTuber fans, ERPers, femboys and Coomers fit into this category.
John: Hey Jerry, what is femboy Garfield?
Jerry: Just something those I-kids thought up. Best not to google it, you know, with blissful ignorance and all that.
Jerry: Just something those I-kids thought up. Best not to google it, you know, with blissful ignorance and all that.
by BarrelbiteBulletblast December 22, 2022
Get the I-kidmug. A child that uses the 'green screen' YouTube Shorts function to steal other people's videos or "react" to a video by staring at the camera and adding nothing to the video
by snappyjoe February 12, 2024
Get the green screen kidmug. 1. You see those kids walking down the sidewalk? They are some shorty kids
2. look in the college dorm next to us I think they are shorty kids
3. Have you heard of the stories a bunch of shorty kids had was just arrested for killing someone
2. look in the college dorm next to us I think they are shorty kids
3. Have you heard of the stories a bunch of shorty kids had was just arrested for killing someone
by 459395 February 19, 2022
Get the Shorty kidsmug. 1. the kind of kid who wears super-phat brand clothing all the time, pimped up with much supplemental accessoires like bandanas, tags and sometimes even drink holders at their hips. Often addicted to video games. Sometimes a bit obese, but mostly cutish.
2. also comes with super-soft luxury phat-body and smart looking face tuned in a manner as if thei're pushing a bit - but this resembles only thinking, wich turns out to be hard for them.
3. aka brand child.
2. also comes with super-soft luxury phat-body and smart looking face tuned in a manner as if thei're pushing a bit - but this resembles only thinking, wich turns out to be hard for them.
3. aka brand child.
Look dat taggy kid, dude, every time he's asked a question he looks like taking a dump.
He got more tags on his body at all than his brand clothing needs to sell.
He got more tags on his body at all than his brand clothing needs to sell.
by chipskid May 19, 2011
Get the taggy kidmug. a brand name owned by Warner Bros. Discovery. Starting as a television segment within the Discovery Channel, the brand expanded as a separate television channel in October 1996.1 Most of its worldwide channels were either rebranded or shut down, but the brand still exists as a website for children's activities and consumer products.
As of 2022, Discovery Kids-branded channels exist in India, Latin America, and as a programming block in the United States.
by Wendysfg October 28, 2023
Get the Discovery Kidsmug. by spectrimkill March 10, 2021
Get the cool kidmug.