New Jersey Fart Missile

A sexual act where a man shoves a dildo backwards into his ass crack backwards and piles up farts so the pressure shoots it out like a rocket, then it shoots into a females mouth

My homeboy gave me a New Jersey Fart Missile and I enjoyed it very much

by New Jersey Homeboy October 14, 2025

Giga Nigga Fart Shit

When a very black nigga takes a massive shit that breaks the sound barrier and breaks the plumbing within the tristate or within a 67 mile radius.

Jamal took a giga nigga fart shit harming the 6-7 masons with ice cream shorts and ice cream haircuts.

by Big Dick Randy touching adults October 27, 2025

Penis butthole vagina fart

Something you say when you're extremely really fucking bored with your partner or friend

Penis butthole vagina fart!
Who are you get out of my house

by Hamburgerman69420 October 29, 2025

zero dimensional fart sniffer

converse stabilizer for the multidimensional purse aliens; understands the void realm. deviates never from Satanship

thinks Heaven's for snatch riders and flame retardant dreamers; waits for the living to have upflow or drip to protect aimless behavior for non self idealized and idolized toilet citizens

The convergence of multidimensional purse aliens was too high so the big purse toys transformed themselves into zero dimensional fart sniffer meats.

by sinrlifemattrs November 7, 2025

Survival instincts of a fart

When a person is so dumb and easily trusting that they might as well go get candy from a "free candy" van.(Basically dumb kids)

Jessica has the survival instincts of a fart, she followed him with a second thought.

by Yifgjth November 22, 2025

Bloody Cum Fart

“Bloody cum fart” refers to anal sex where semen is ejaculated into the rectum and later expelled with a fart mixed with blood, so the fluid looks red.

Chris - "Sam was begging for a good time so I turned her asshole apart. She couldn't shit for weeks. When she tried to force out her bowels she could only manage to squeeze out a Bloody Cum Fart!

Michael - "That's pretty gnarly bro!!

by Dick Peck January 2, 2026

Dr. Fart N Suck

When you suck the fart out of a women’s ass

I wish I could Dr. Fart N Suck a bitch

by Tommyc December 3, 2021