post whore

one who has sex with posts. lots of posts

RandomizeR,

that guy is a post whore for sexing those posts.

by bigmtdewdrinker September 9, 2008

whore-pants

pants that expose the genitalia in a not-sneaky manner, not the same thing as chaps

Michael James was wearing whore-pants yesterday, I teased him.

by Slut McGee May 19, 2006

hoohar whore

used in connection with the word hoohar meaning a spliff. a hoohar whore is someone who has the hoohar or spliff for an unnaturally long amount of time and hogs it withiout passing it for a long period of time. they often try to do this withiut the other people noticing.

'kaye! pass the hoohar! you hoohar whore!'
'you're such a hoohar whore!'
'don't be a hoohar whore'

by shpannah September 7, 2006

tele-whore

Someone who is always talking on the phone, and flirting most of the time.

John: Hey Bob, wow, is Brittney still talking on the phone?

Bob: Yeah, she been talking to the same guy for hours now.

John: Wow, what a tele-whore.

by Caleb W. March 11, 2008

Planner Whore

A planner whore is a professional, who works for an urban planning company or organization, which takes orders like a Jarvis street hooker. The planner whore does not have much decision making ability and often does what they are told. The planner whore is also called The Jowett.

Client #9: TAKE IT! YOU'LL TESTIFY AT THE OMB IN FAVOUR OF THIS DEVELOPMENT PROPOSAL!

Planner Whore: Would you like a cleveland steamer as well?

Client #9: I want a cleveland steamer once you are done TESTIFYING ON MY BEHALF! TAKE IT! PACK IT IN!

by client #9 March 25, 2008

Whore punch

A test for STD's not HIV/AIDS, a long q-tip looking thing is pushed up the hole at the tip of your penis and moved around, hurts alot, much like being punched in the stomach.

I banged a hooker, I have to go get whore punched now.

Jack-"Dude did you see that girl I slept with?"
James-"Yeah you might have something"
Jack-"NO, I don't wanna get whore punched to find out, I'd rather not know"

by Tyler J a February 23, 2009

Crumb whore

one who fucks for mere crumbs!

Saw that crumb whore Tracy at the club last night.

by Kathy Melrose June 9, 2008