sleepy time swipe

When youre swiping on a dating app at night with low brightness then wake up in the morning and realize your matches not what you thought they looked like.

😜 - “any cute matches on tinder lately?”
🙄- “no theyve all been sleepy time swipes”

by h0tpickluvr September 27, 2023

Whiskey Time-Machine

(Abstract/noun/adj/slg)- when you've spent so much of your life wasted on whiskey and alcoholic similes, you awaken one day to realize you are now 50 years old and your sweet children have grown to adulthood without your guidance or parental presence. No matter how bad you want to wind back the clock, the time machine has broken, and you are stuck in nightmare land.

Theorizing that one could time travel within his own lifetime, Sam Fukkit stepped into the whiskey time-machine accelerator... and vanished. Oh boy.

by Whiskey Drinker Me September 8, 2020

face time pooping

when your taking a shit and you call someone on facetime just to let them know you are taking a shit and were thinking about them. maybe showing them your junk, or even the turd

i was face time pooping last night and no one would answer their phone

by lokoking83 June 24, 2011

you're gonna have a bad time

If you hear this specific line, you are FUCKED!

Cody: "So...what did you want to say to me again?"
Scarlett: "I...um..."
Sans: "heh, hey kid, you're gonna have a bad time."

by 7568ino January 1, 2024

Time Stop

What every fucking kid uses when they are losing in a 1v1

guy 1: *uses time stop*
guy 2: “wow this kid really needs TS”

by chacharealsmooth2400 February 11, 2022

Time

Right but YOU control whether or not you're subordinated by time and when.... Because you make your own schedule. OTHER PEOPLE, on the other hand, are subordinated by you. You decide THEIR schedule. You're subordinated by YOURSELF and THEY are subordinated by YOU.

Nerd "I DESERVE to be a neurotic little Chronos! I'm the decider of time! I wake up at 5 am so EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE TO! I am the sun around which your life revolves."

Hym "Please tell me you're a time God... Please... I would love to kill a Chronos."

by Hym Iam July 18, 2023

Doin time

A song by Sublime.

Were you going to plagiarize the entire song Doin Time for us to get paid? Do you have any thoughts of your own to sing about?

by Solid Mantis January 3, 2021