UR MOM

A FAT COW

Hey hows UR MOM

by blank 2.0 May 13, 2022

Mom clean

When you know your mother is coming over and no matter how clean you keep your house, you need to super clean it for mom's visit.

My mother is visiting from out of state and I need to mom clean before she gets here.

by PollosHermanos July 28, 2023

your mom

Old 21st century joke commonly used when you run out of comebacks in an argument.

"your mom"
"your mom jokes are so old, almost as old as your mom"

by genericusername3 May 20, 2022

ur mom

when somebody wants to fuck your mom they say this

teacher - "omg hi!!! I missed you how were you?"
her friend - "ur mom"

by Scarlet][Queen September 2, 2022

Mom

The most important, beautiful, amazing woman that popped you out, a true angel.

Unless your mom's a bitch, then fuck her and I hope you don't end up like her, go drink water I love you <3

by NovaIsNobody February 19, 2024

Kaylees mom

The name of a milf

“Did you hear about Kaylees mom”
“ Yeah she’s a total mild”

by IJHerkDudes March 17, 2024

obeese mom

a mom that is crazy FAT

you have an obeese mom

by kidsareweird February 3, 2022