Mom

Some one that gave birth to you and she doesn’t care about you or your friend, also she hits you a lot

Kid-Mom Can I get this game

Mom- No, you disappointment go to your room and think about why you disappoint me every single day

by Old Hag69 February 14, 2020

Mom

The most strictest parent around when your on a date she goes with u

I’m going on a date with u oh ok my mom is going

by Hunter416 September 07, 2019

mom

when someone doesn't spank you

SON: MOM SPANK ME
MOM: I AIN'T SPANKING YOU SONNY BOI

by hdkhjehjkhjhbfkeuj March 19, 2019

MOM

MOM meaning male on male

"Hey bro, want to watch some MOM?"
"No that sounds gay"

by CaninesKnotMe July 27, 2020

mom

someone who will always magically find something

kid: mom wheres my _______
mom: its right there
kid: HOW?? i've been looking at this for 30 minutes

by 696XxZzPR0G4M3RGR4NDM4ZzXx6969 August 25, 2020

mom

birth giver

my mom is my birther giver

by #ripthatp March 21, 2022

Mom

Mom, the most powerful being in the universe
Main Weapon: Belt
Weak Spot: None

Run, it's Mom

by DidUrMom127 October 14, 2021