cum maker

A man's testicle, or balls, create the cum. Thus not only is it the cum maker, so is the Man. Can be used for both.
1. "My balls are full. They are great cum makers"
2. "Loaded up my lady last night, twice. I am the cum maker"
by Captain Breed June 10, 2022
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Cum hamster

When a girl called Roma stores jamesys semen in her mouth instead of swallowing it.
“Oh my god jamesy, I better store this for later”

Take off your clothes for this little cum hamster
by June 19, 2022
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Double Barrel Cum Gun

This sexual manoeuvre requires one male receiving oral gratification from one (or more) female's. When the male in question ejaculates in the females throat, the female will the close her mouth and squirt out of her nose. Thus causing plenty of spaff to speed out of her nasal cavity, causing the Double Barrel Cum Gun effect that is desired.
Dave: What did you get up to last night then?
Matthew: After I finished I made my missus Double Barrel Cum Gun.
Dave: Oh respect.
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Cum Calander

A calender that is most often used by high teachers, where each picture of a student receives one week in the calander and gets a tribute by that very same teacher.
Have you prepared the pictures for the Cum Calander yet Göran?

Yes of course! The students are lining up right now.
by SwedishRamsay March 01, 2022
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national cum in a pizza day

national cum in a pizza day is on September 22, or on September 11, depending on my mood.
*this definition is not related to National cum on a pizza day*
guy 1: “yo bro happy national cum in a pizza day! i just ordered some Little Caesars

guy 2: “LETS FUCKING GOOO
by salty___ September 21, 2022
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spitting cum

Curtis follows Rachel around dry humping her.
Rachel, where you going... {{{Curtis right behind her spitting cum}}} like a dog in heat.
by Heather is awesome February 21, 2021
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Cum blaster

Your girlfriend blowing you and you deposit your man milk in her mouth then she holds it in her cheeks comes close to your face then slaps her cheeks that are full of your hot sticky man better.
My old lady gave me a huge masive cum blaster I was wiping my face for a few days
by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024
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