Gutter Penis

A penis that is found in or around a gutter.

Stacy picked up the gutter penis and proceeded to put it in her mouth.

by WileyLouis November 12, 2012

Penis

It's a rare species often living in your mother's bed.

Me, a 7 year old boy: "My mom's bed is full of penises!"
My teacher: "..........."

by what's a penis? February 2, 2023

penis khan

A great warrior wielding the power of dicus longus. Legend has it he has been defeated by hepatitis khan long ago...

teacher:"genghis khan the founder of the mongol empire "
student:"have you heard of penis khan?"
teacher:"see me after class"

by HiggaChigga March 26, 2022

Penis

A weird stick that protrudes from the male crotch. Occasionally touched and hideously ugly this body part is often compare against others by the male sex.

Male 1: My penis is 5 inches wbu?
Male 2: 6 inches beat that.

by geniusssssss October 12, 2019

Peni

The plural word for "Penis"

"Woah, look at all those peni!"

by YourLeastFavoriteNerd February 20, 2021

Penis aids

something that black yoshi says in sml
and basically HIV

Black yoshi: Ive gotz Penis aids and cant read

by icltspmosybau March 18, 2025

Penis

A penis is something a white would like to suck or fuck

Boyfriend:hey babe can you suck my penis?
Girlfriend:sure babe

by Chicken says meow June 6, 2020