Indian cat

A pervy man with whiskers growing out of every uncertain pore of his body

“Ew that Indian Cat just grabbed my gucci coochie”

by meeping murtle September 28, 2019

Cat Chest Theory

The Reboot Van mentioned it

*post a image of a cat in a chest*

"cat chest theory mentioned"

by Urban John Dictionary March 27, 2024

Ginger Cat

Crazy, loopy, cute and mad. That’s it

Molly: My kitten, teddy, is a ginger cat!
Poppy: I know, I’m your sister.

by LiveLaughLoveCats March 13, 2023

cat boarding

The act of torturing confessions from prisoners by covering their faces with felines.

By cat boarding the Al Qaeda prisoners we were able to track down Bin Laden.

by Roger Roundly September 30, 2023

Cat in the hat

A horrid criminal. On Thanksgiving, ‘97, a store by the name of “Macy’s” held a parade in New York. They do this parade every year, and it’s one of the most famous parades in history. They have floats, marching bands, dance groups, cheerleaders, and the most unique thing, the giant character balloons. One of the balloons in the ‘97 parade was the Cat in the Hat. The winds were high that year, so lots of incidents happened with the balloons. The Cat in the Hat did the worst thing imaginable. He bumped int to a land post, causing part of it to fall off and injured 4 people. One of them was in a coma for almost a month. Who knew a bag if helium could be the most diabolical villains in all of history.

“Did you see that guy who killed the president? I heard the FBI said he was the worst criminal they ever dealt with!”
“Not as bad as the cat in the hat.”

by CottonCandyHairedGodess November 27, 2021

Alaskan snow cat

When 6 crackers stand in a circle and nut on a nigger and eventually turns him white.

Last Friday Dj, Gabe, Jonah, Orly, Dimas, and nick gave diallo the Alaskan snow cat. He was so white he became one of us.

by The 6 putsmeowwsssss February 1, 2023

Cats

Pure evil. They can kill anything. Sure they may seem lazy but that’s just a cover up. They plan to steal all the food and then enslave us. They will overthrow us and rule the world. If you have a cat, watch your back.

Preacher: Name something evil in the world.

Child: Cats....

by I’mEmoTrashPleaseHelp June 29, 2018