by icekolkilla November 13, 2011
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This is better known as pussyitis.
A disease that targets the male species and causes them to be more like the female of the species.
Symptoms
-no longer enjoying the taste of beer.
-no longer liking sports.
-agreeing with your wife.
-listening to your wife.
-choosing to be with your wife instead of drinking beer with the guys/team after the game.
-unquenchable urge to shave your box 24/7.
Cure
-a night out with guys involving borderline alcohol poisoning and a strip club. Patient must be left on his door step and his doorbell rung for his wife to find.
Cure only works in some cases and may take several doses before a full cure can be obtained.
This is better known as pussyitis.
A disease that targets the male species and causes them to be more like the female of the species.
Symptoms
-no longer enjoying the taste of beer.
-no longer liking sports.
-agreeing with your wife.
-listening to your wife.
-choosing to be with your wife instead of drinking beer with the guys/team after the game.
-unquenchable urge to shave your box 24/7.
Cure
-a night out with guys involving borderline alcohol poisoning and a strip club. Patient must be left on his door step and his doorbell rung for his wife to find.
Cure only works in some cases and may take several doses before a full cure can be obtained.
Teammate 1 - "Where did Mike go?"
Teammate 2 - "He said he no longer likes the taste of beer since he got the Massive Pussy Syndrome. Then he went home to shave his box!"
Teammate 2 - "He said he no longer likes the taste of beer since he got the Massive Pussy Syndrome. Then he went home to shave his box!"
by CMAK in the shwa May 20, 2008
Get the Massive pussy syndrome mug.A state in which paranoid wives constantly worry that their "nice guy" husbands are secretly cheating on them every time they leave the house.
When I came back from my business trip, my wife was all over me with questions about who we were with and what we were doing after the conference. My wife has a bad case of Tiger Woods Syndrome - she even demanded to see my phone!
by Jill4795 December 16, 2009
Get the Tiger Woods Syndrome mug.Youtube Tourettes Syndrome is a relatively new disorder that has sprung up across social network websites recently...Those afflicted with this syndrome will incessantly post random youtube videos of crappy old songs one after another causing newsfeed constipation...At this time there is no known cure, you can only hide these users from your newsfeeds and hope that one day the symptoms will subside.
Chris "Fuck I had to scroll through five pages of (named changed to protect privacy) posting Pearl Jam & Beck Youtube videos"
Sabrina "Sounds like he must have Youtube Tourettes Syndrome"
Sabrina "Sounds like he must have Youtube Tourettes Syndrome"
by Worldfamouschris September 10, 2011
Get the Youtube Tourettes Syndrome mug.1) a ficticious man-made attempt at an ego boost.
2) the moment of: "a momentary loss of leg control due to strenuous activity."
2) the moment of: "a momentary loss of leg control due to strenuous activity."
Dude 1: "So I was totally banging this chick, and afterwards she asked for more water. So I made her get out of bed to grab some. And, she totally fell over, had no control of her legs..."
Dude 2: "Dude, she has baby giraffe syndrome.
Dude 3: "Dude, I know, it was awesome..."
Dude 2: "Dude, she has baby giraffe syndrome.
Dude 3: "Dude, I know, it was awesome..."
by Mikey Pow Pow April 14, 2010
Get the baby giraffe syndrome mug.When a mixed black kid has a white mom and therefore has a closer connection to their white side. This often leads to them preferring to be identified as “mixed” instead of black, having anti-black political views, or having a lack of knowledge on how to take care of their hair or cook. It may also lead to them exclusively liking and dating white people.
It’s important to note not every mixed kid has white momma syndrome, but many do.
It’s important to note not every mixed kid has white momma syndrome, but many do.
Person 1: “Did you hear Kayla doesn’t support Black Lives Matter? I don’t get it, she’s black!”
Person 2: “Well you know she got that white momma syndrome smh”
Person 2: “Well you know she got that white momma syndrome smh”
by LeafSaver January 18, 2021
Get the White momma syndrome mug.A rare but critical occurrence often occurring after a stroke or head injury, where a person looses their vowels, example: a,e,i,o,u and sometimes they loose y. Loosing a vowel creates a type of sound in pronunciation for which there is no closure of the throat or mouth at any point when vocalization occurs. Often a person who looses their vowels seem to be speaking a different language or tongues. A early example is in the biblical book of Acts. The apostles had come together in a barn to worship the Lord, and nobody understood what they were saying, probably because the Romans had beat them silly with sticks or something.
Steven was walking his ass and suddenly the ass kicked him in the head, when we found Steven I asked him wuz up.. He said gt kck n m hd b th ss. By inference I knew he meant " I got kicked in my head by the ass." It occured that he was suffering a concussion that gave him the lost vowel syndrome.
by jeffbo June 30, 2009
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