flying cat

u dont see them very often, but when you have a cat you now understand what it feels like to have a flying cat in your bedroom.

very scary of cucumbers ;-; they jump at u

man 1: why is there a flying cat?
man 2: the dogs tried to get her so i threw her over the fence..

by SHITTY HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!! June 30, 2021

Cat Geesus

a smol cat named Geesus Uchiha. He is the founder of the mangekyo sharengan. He is a cute but dangerous cat who is precious and bootiful

Kaori: ive heard cat geesus is very dangerous

Kokichi: yes but he is cute and precious and should be protected at all costs

by Cat_geesus_is_king_ July 25, 2020

cats vagina

Spineless individual with no guts and a need to hide behind anything other than their own courage or intelligence.

Dude! You know that's not true! Now you're really showing everyone you're a cats vagina!!!

by Professor of Urban Warfare January 30, 2017

Cat

Obnoxious animals that will crap on u

My cat is CRUL

by ⊂((・⊥・))⊃ May 11, 2019

cat

A cute thing that is lazy but good and likes to claw your furniture instead of the fucking scratching post that you got just for it. They also don't use the cat door they just wait and meow at your door until you let them in.

aw shit, my cat just destroyed my couch but look how cute it is aww meow to you sir.

by mr cat loves chickens May 7, 2019

dead cat

it's your pet cat who died years ago

I ate my dead cat

by help my dead cat $@) June 3, 2021

emo cat girl

used to define a person who is

A. emo
B. a cat girl

person 1: look its an emo cat girl
emo cat girl: go kys i hate you

by mopoooooooooooooooooooo April 25, 2022