skitzophrenic cat

Someone who is abnormally weird and talks to themselves

Ben Taylor is a skitzophrenic cat.

by LucasHeyes November 28, 2023

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cat draining

When fluids leak out of your cat and you know it's about to pop so you take it to the hospital but you didn't drain it in time so it dies. :(

mu cousin's cat died because the cat draining was to late.

by Catdraining123 November 26, 2016

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Cat Cafe

The opposite of a sausage fest. There are more girls than guys at an event.

Brandon: Bro Jake, you gotta come to this party man. It's a Cat Cafe over here.
Jake: You know I'll be there bro, I can't miss out on so many hot ass girls.

by Handlebar68.9 January 20, 2019

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Its a random trend where they put a cat photoshopped to a smurf and put Alan Walker - Spectre music (on the We live, we love, we lie part) to the background

It's first appeared on a website called "images.cryhavok.org"

The creator of the image is unkown

Person 1: Hey man do you know that new trend? It's called smurf cat-

Person 2: we live, we love , we lie

by HexCodec September 19, 2023

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Cat Soup

The BEST thing to have for dinner. Or breakfast, or for any time of the day. The sweet, warm, and savory meal that seems to never end. The living waters. The fountain of youth. Aquafina.

Also known as eating pussy.

My wife sat on my face last night, for like 30 minutes. I enjoyed a fat-ass serving of cat soup.

by Vanhatti July 12, 2022

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