Carpool Monkey

A person or persons selected to accompany a driver on an automobile trip for the sole purpose of having access to the carpool (HOV) lane.

Scott needs to be in LA for a 10:00 am meeting. The trip from San Diego could take 2 hours or 3 hours each way depending on traffic. If he can find a Carpool Monkey, he can use the HOV lane and cut his travel time in half.

by xemo November 15, 2010

Walking the monkey

Another definition of masturbation or beating your meat

I'll be right back, I'm going to go walk the monkey. I'm back, walking the monkey was easy

by IBleachedMyEyes February 24, 2020

monkey booba troglodite

The most beautiful and sexy person to ever exist. Perfect and lovely in every way

MY WIFE IS A MONKEY BOOBA TROGLODITE

by SleekProdigy February 12, 2023

Monkey Digger

People who love you only because you have monkeys. Especially if they throw shit at guests. If you have a monkey I’m down to do anal. Hmu gay fish.

Oh wow Ryan is such a monkey digger!
I know man! He only cares about monkeys!

by Whatyouegg November 9, 2017

Monkey Splunker

To Splunk on ones Monkey

bob Robbertson is a raging Monkey Splunker

by the great wahzoo November 5, 2009

field monkey

Incompetent army general

Even if you don't like Napoleon Bonapartes height, please don't call him a field monkey

by Sexydimma March 28, 2017

monkey?

ooohhoooahhhahhh doge heavy ooohhoooahhhahhh doge light

realy monkey?

by hunju September 14, 2021