Thicken my sauce

To make something better. (Working out to get stronger, working harder to make more money)

I started a new workout program so I can thicken my sauce. I have been working diligently this year in hopes to get promoted so I can thicken my sauce.

by Uncle G - Beach June 21, 2016

save my dinner

Suck my dick

I told that bitch to save my dinner.

by Daddy Irv May 16, 2016

Goosebumps on my ankles

Drank too much hard liquor too fast

(Drinks a shot of cheap vodka) “I just got goosebumps on my ankles!”

by Olas Boone January 21, 2018

Pardon my American

Something you say after swearing in polite company. A step up from "pardon my French."

This doctoral program is a complete cluster fuck, pardon my American.
Yes, your majesty, this realm of yours is filled with cuntadactyls and pig fuckers, pardon my American.

by bob beeflips January 22, 2018

Bathing my dog

When a woman goes to bathroom to play with herself. Also commonly referred to as petting my kitty and or playing with my cat.

Guys, I'll be right back im bathing my dog ;-P

by Sly1987 January 23, 2018

paint my fence

An innocuous term with an implied sexual reference. It is specifically used for trolling your friends or older children by invoking phallic imagery.

Texting example:
You: PAINT MY FENCE!
Friend: Huh?
You: Sorry, that was meant for my wife. Do yourself a favor and don't look that up on urban dictionary...

Last night I asked my wife to paint my fence. White, of course.

by Fermat De January 30, 2018

suck my cawk

It informs you, that SeanzViewEntertainment wants a blowjob from someone.

All the bitches like my CAWK! All the bitches will SUCK MY CAWK!

by SeanzViewEnt February 8, 2018