Triple milf cum shot

when you cum so hard it hits all three of the single milfs in your area you keep getting ads for

yo bro i got these triple milf cum shot last night, hit em all at once

by SmashMilk420 March 25, 2020

cum harassment

when you repeatedly give your partner blue balls.

she didn’t let me cum again, this is cum harassment!

by i_need_a_life July 26, 2020

Cum curdler

A female that is so repugnant, disgusting and haggard that when a man looks at her, his jizz literally, instantly curdles in his balls like old milk.

Dude, she has to Photoshop her pictures just to be ugly, she's a -10, a legit cum curdler. She looks like her shit could stain or even erode metal.

by Jinx_Havok May 27, 2017

Cum King

A Guy who pleasures himself with the condiment known as Mustard

Oh damn! It’s Cum King, Behniya E the guy who rubbed mustard on his balls in class then busted a fat load and drizzled the remains into his mouth

by Brandon Gonzalez November 04, 2023

Cum King

A person who gives out a whole load of cum in orgasm

My boyfriend is such a cum king...Timmy is a cum king

by Weird Kidd February 12, 2021

Cum on me

cum is about wee white stuff coming out of your penis/cookie.

Tia: I made sex and apparently everytime there is cum on me.
her mum: oh, they cum on you everyday dont worry.
Tia: is it normal for girls to get cum?
her mum: it is normal. just like how your father fucked me before we had you.

by LeaIsCool July 10, 2022

Cum glued

When you fall asleep with your partner after sex and you wake up glued to your partner with dried cum.

I fell asleep with my face in my boyfriends crotch and woke up cum glued to him.

by Desire Bliss May 03, 2016