monkey

a black or dark coloured person

black person: touches white person

white person: get your black monkey bannana peeling hands of me Niiigerrrrr

by MR0rizz October 25, 2022

Monkey Hat

When a Haitian shits into a coconut and then puts the coconut on someone’s head

Kaden: Yo I saw someone get a monkey hat last night!
Jamal: That was me!
Kaden: SHEEEEEEESH

by Daddy Piccolae December 24, 2021

monkey

An animal. Why would you look this up here?

Amanda: He's a monkey but he's so hot
Jack: I'm calling 911

by need head November 4, 2023

Smack that monkey

Verb; Pregame of clapping them cheeks. It’s the best way to end a Saturday night, the monkey isn’t gonna smack itself. Ya heard?

Dylan fled from Danville to hurry home & smack that monkey.

I was on my way to the hiney, but first I just had to smack that monkey to make her happy.

by King Draco November 24, 2018

monkey principle

When a woman won't leave a partner or group of friends until she has found a suitable replacement, like a monkey swinging from one vine to another, generally because she can't stand being alone.

Suzie just left Fred and now she's fucking Johnny? Monkey principle in full effect!

by AflacDuck77777 September 1, 2010

Monkey Wrenched

The act of pooping in your hand and throwing it at someone.

Man, I walked into a patients room this morning and was monkey wrenched as soon as I opened the door.

by #1SMTX May 23, 2024

Blue headed molestation monkey

to refer to someone as a morally bankrupt, corrupt and sexually exploitative individual under a facade of being morally sound and generous to those who are weaker and in need; used to describe someone who is a member of the UN peacekeepers

I can't Steven became a UN peacekeeper and raped a 13 year old girl in that third world country, fuckin 'blue headed molestation monkey'.

by Fax Dispenser November 30, 2021